Wednesday, September 8, 2010
The Coming Apocalypse...and IKEA
Hey, it was a cute rug. And how could I pass up a 99 cent toilet brush?
Of course, there is the possibility that this sanctuary would be guarded by a small army of undead IKEA employees. But the kitchen utensil department is generally full of things that I could use to kill zombies upon my arrival. I bet I could smack a bunch of them in the head with a rolling pin. Or maybe I could just recklessly hurl cutlery at them from across the floor.
Okay, so nothing in my current personality suggests that I would be capable of such a bad ass, Kill Bill-esque move. But I hear that zombie apocalypses bring out the best in people.
I feel like this wasn't what I intended to write about when I sat down to write this post. Ah well, it's never a bad time to think about the coming apocalypse, right?
That's all I've got tonight. Over and out, comrades.