But Where Am I Supposed To Keep My Sticks???

For those of you who are just now tuning in, I live in a building that used to be a retirement home.

One of the building's many quirks is The Bathtub Room.  This room is exactly like what it sounds: a small room with nothing but a creepy-looking bathtub in it.

Recently, Management placed the following sign above said bathtub:

I really enjoy the fact that this sign needs to exist.

That is all.