I'm angry.
Somebody took down my "Poop In A Bucket" signs.
I'm sure it was someone from The Management. They've been showing the place to a lot of new people lately and it probably looks bad for business.
Honestly, I'm surprised the signs lasted this long.
Ironically, a new show opened up in the gallery tonight that is really just two steps away from being "Poop In A Bucket."
This is a show about eggshells.
This is beauty.
This is art.
This is the product of someone who had to eat a lot of omelets.
Eggshells. This is about eggshells.
I will end my commentary before it becomes too scathing...
Instead, I will show you pictures of my other favorite art show... "When A Friend Is Sometimes A Stranger."
Now, I feel bad making fun of this one because it was created by someone I actually really like. But there's no denying the fact that this exhibit is nothing but large Sharpied outlines of hipsters on butcher paper with a pretentious title slapped onto it. I'm going to state the obvious and say that I made that kind of art in the first grade.
The question is - if these things can pass as legitimate art, why is The Management so quick to hate on "Poop In A Bucket"???
I guess the title isn't artsy enough. I should have called it "When A Bucket Is Filled With Excrement."
