And today is April Fools Day. Definitely the right circumstance for the perfect prank.
That being said, I made some great cookies last night.
|Cheap Oreos with toothpaste filling, anyone?|
I put them on a plate and left them on the kitchen table in the middle of the night.
Tons of people fell for it. They bit into them and gagged and laughed and wondered who on earth would play a prank like that. Meanwhile, I sat reading the paper and laughing to myself inconspicously.
Everyone blamed it on the dirty hipster that no one likes. I was never even a suspect.
Maybe I'll fess up about it later, but right now I'm having too much fun watching people try to figure where the cookies came from.
Anyway, happy April Fools Day, everyone!
I'm a really sick person sometimes...