Those indie kids never called me back.
With my luck, they probably read my blog.
In other news, the other day I got to witness some guy with tattoos and perfectly scruffed-up hair have a mini freak out at a deli because his sandwich wasn't vegan.
Oh Portland, how I love you. Hehe.
If you've never been to Portland, you can get a feel for it by watching this hilarious video:
Happy Saturday, amigos.