Sitting in my old room at my parents' house, I wonder where that magic eight-ball is that used to sit on my shelf.
Actually, it was a date-ball. Pink and everything. Totally cool in middle school and too campy to get rid of after that. I'm not sure where it is tonight though. I'd like to ask it a few questions. I'd ask it what I'm supposed to be doing with my life, then remember it only takes "yes" or "no" questions and rephrase that. I would say, "Oh Magic Date Ball, am I going in the right direction?" And I would shake it a little too much and barely be able to read "NO CLUE" through all of the glitter.
Maybe it's a good thing it's not just right there on the shelf anymore. It was never very insightful.