Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Yes, I Am Alive

I've been a terrible blogger lately. I apologize. I could probably come up with excuses but instead I will just you know that I am indeed alive and eating unrecognizable vegan Indian food cooked by the clone of Chaz Bono.

Scene: Community kitchen Sunday potluck
Me: *staring at gloppy brown stuff* So...What is this?
Clone Of Chaz Bono: It's gluten-free and eco-friendly!
Me: *thinking to self* I think I'm talking to a girl but she has a beard...I'm so confused...

I will admit that I ate a very meaty sandwich in my room when I left the potluck. It had cheese on it and everything. Don't tell anyone.

More interesting and relevant updates to come...


  1. I love Indian food, but I don't think vegan gloop qualifies. I would totally do the same thing with the sandwich.

  2. Your secret is safe with me. I hate Indian food.

  3. Indian food is good - but gluten free organic vegan Indian food sounds awful.

    Hope the bread on your sandwich was full of gluten!

  4. I thought I'd had good Indian food, and then I moved to LA. Well, to be fair the Indian food I've had in Burbank and Pasadena has been better than any I've ever had before. But it was not vegan gloop, however, I did eat fresh cheese on the side of a mountain in Italy from a lady with a beard once...but that's a different story.

    We'll be here whenever you get back for good :)

  5. Ooo, maybe it was Chaz! Was he back there doing the Charleston to someone beatboxing dubstep? Cause that would be a dead giveaway.

  6. I hate when you show up at a potluck and leave hungry.


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