Today I was talking to a friend on the phone while sitting in a grocery store cafe.
"Life is weird," I said. I think I was about to verbally replay a very bizarre awkward situation that happened to me earlier in the day, but I quickly became distracted.
Because at that moment, a large older woman in a motorized scooter/shopping cart began backing into my table (complete with beeping sound effects).
"Oh man, life is really weird," I said into the phone.
My friend was stuck on the other end wondering what the strange beeping noises were.
I feel as though this moment sums up my entire day/week/month/existence.
That is all.