Friday, July 9, 2010

Life According To The Lovely Omegle.com

Sometimes when I can't sleep, I stumble into Omegle chat rooms and ask really deep, existential questions to random strangers.

It's never pretty.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what is the meaning of life?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: 2 die
You: way to be uplifting
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: goldfish
You: profound
Stranger: indeed
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: possiblities
Stranger: and having lots of crazy sex
You: awesome
You have disconnected.

Well, that answered all of my questions. Thanks Omegle!

For the record, I started out with an even heavier question: "Edward or Jacob?" I have never seen people disconnect so fast.

I may or may not have gone to see the new "Twilight" movie tonight. It was so bad it was good. Expect a post ripping it apart sometime in the near future. :D

But now, I shall go to bed! Meeting up with Ryan tomorrow for some recording action. Huzzah!

5 comments:

  1. Yeah, I'm not really proud of the fact that I've seen all three Twilight films, but they have pretty good music in them.
    Of course, the music is the one redeeming quality of the series. Pretty much everything else is awful. The acting is wretched, the writing is even worse, and there are random bits of Mormon propaganda regarding abstinence and marriage. But for some reason, I love watching these terrible movies. I wouldn't watch them more than once and I wouldn't watch them alone, but they hold the entertainment value of b movies, cheesy romance novels, and an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog combined. Basically it's a bad train wreck that is impossible to look away from. Also the guiltiest of my guilty pleasures.

    Anyway, I think I could go on and on about how awful/wonderful Twilight is, but I'll save it for an actual post. :)

    And yeah, Omegle is pretty much a text based version of Chat Roulette. Still a little creepy but without the danger of seeing a million ugly penises.

    And Ryan's trip to Canada didn't go like he thought it would. After saying he was going to be gone all month, he called me three days later from the Canadian border saying he was bored and coming home. Haha. He actually wrote a blog post about it (http://shoestringtour.blogspot.com/2010/07/canada.html). You might find it amusing.

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  2. Oh my gosh. That is awesome. Never heard of Omegle.

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  3. I find it fun to go on omegle and ask "Do you like men?"
    It's funny. ^^

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  4. Because you inspired me:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Heads or tails?
    Stranger: tails
    You: Thanks.
    You have disconnected.

    :-3

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  5. I also hate Twilight, and have never seen the movies or read the books. I did see "Vampires Suck" and that was really strange.

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