Lately, there has been an epidemic of people sitting around the kitchen complaining that they never get anything done.
Somehow, that lead to this lovely piece of butcher paper hanging above the community couch:
I love knowing that I'm not the only person who has ever considered doing laundry and eating chocolate to be acceptable daily goals.
I also love that one guy's goal for tomorrow night is to "GO TO BLOW PONY AND GET WAAAAASTED."
And it should be noted that most of the names on there are not our real names. Remember last week when I mentioned we all have hippy commune names now? You're looking at them.
There is also a list of long-term community goals in the top right-hand corner:
These goals include a glam rock sing-a-long, a sushi night with lots of alcohol, a road trip to the von Trapp Family Ski Resort in Vermont, and a club devoted to eating salad.
Ladies and gentlemen, the dream of the 90's is alive in Portland.
That is all.
